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The fashion police can eat my white jean shorts! 
Mistakes make you think. They make you realize that sometimes there are no next times, no time outs and no second chances.
caught sticking sharp metal objects into the wall outlets. Now I'm gounded.
Don't you wish, that Kate somehow watched "The Runaway Bride" last night, over-and-over again!!!
I really hope Osama didnt have a twin brother! ......#worried
You can't find me cause I'm lost in the music.
I think I'm going to call in raptured to work on monday
I have to laugh, so Facebook is now correcting our errors with red squiggly lines, yet spelling Facebook they way they do is wrong?
"I always try to go the extra mile for my customers" - New York City's most hated cab driver
Just work up from a well deserved nap. Now, I'm well rested to watch some TV once I get home from work.
This Weekend Me And Some Friends Doing A Reenactment Of The Movie "Hang Over"
Just tried to make a sweet & adorable YouTube video of my cats, but the project fell apart due to creative differences
wondering if fat drug dealers sell diet coke
people who make the wrong thing always complain about everything and everybody!
After seeing Nancy Grace's nipple slip on Dancing With The Stars....I must say I will never eat bologna again!! Thanks alot Nancy!!
shouldn't *India* be the country that celebrates Columbus Day? Think of all the syphilis they avoided because that dude could not navigate his way out of a kiddie pool.
To do list for the day: Hate self, love self, hate self, love self. Lunch. Hate self.
The most annoying thing is when you get a pimple on your nose, like I would rather get a pimple any where else but...
Sticking a tongue out is kids' way of giving someone the middle-finger.
will shoot at me or that I might drive over a bomb in the road today! Thanks to all who serve. 