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World Cup Soccer reminds me of poor mans hockey 
We have great news. We're pregnant!... Awesome! Do you know the sex yet?...Of course we know "the sex",, How do you think we got pregnant, silly
Adrian Peterson, Ray Rice, and Greg Hardy are collaborating on a new song with Chris Brown. It's sure to be a HIT.
Click like if you almost cried when Trey said,"Yo Dough...You still got one Brotha left!".
I feel sorry for all the bald horses in the world. Black women only think of themselves.
Breaking a mirror is 7 years of bad luck? Well breaking a condom is 18.
If you wonder what it feels like to be one of those pretty girls that all of the guys want, you are probably gay.
I like my women like my cell-phone - plenty of service but always silent.
3.67 billion Women in the world and I just had to make my own sandwich! :(
I like my women like I like my milk. White and fat free
it "poon tang", or "poontang"? I'm trying to update my Christian Mingle profile.
WORD OF THE DAY: OBAMA. As in: I bought a 12 pack of beer and drank it OBAMA self.
Statistics show that 1 in 20 of us live next door to a convicted pedophile. Not me though, I live next to two stunning 12 year olds.
Marriage should have an expression date!
The three stages of a relationship: 1. xoxo, 2. xxx & 3. ex
When I'm on my death bed, I want my last words to be "Left rS. 10million in the..."
I filed a lawsuit against Nabisco for blatant racism. I opened up a box of premium saltines and every one of them was a cracker.
My ex-wife has a seashell tattoo on her inner thigh... if you put your ear to it, I swear you could smell the ocean!
pretty sure God didnt kill your grandpa. he had cancer, its a sickness people die from
My neighbor came knocking at my door at 2:30 this morning...can you believe that, 2:30 A.M. mad me so mad,,lucky for him I was still up playing my drums!!! 