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"Christmas" Trees $5.00 per ft...."Holiday" Trees $20 per ft......Merry Christmas! 
All those exercise videos are worthless, I bought and watch them over and over and not lost one lb
Do you ever think that if it weren't for someone smoking Marijuana they might of killed you already. . .
Yes, Peyton..... Choking is cover under the obamacare! -Mr President
i'm a Maths terro$$ist with close ties to Algebra,i have weapons of math instruction.
"You want proof that baseball players are smarter than football players? How often do you see a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field?" ~Jim Bouton
Why do people always make jokes insinuating that people who use crayons are crazy? I like my crayons! Especially the blue one. It makes my poo purple
Spiders - because men need to feel useful.
Ever thrown a cat into a swimming pool? Same thing happens when you think a woman is mad and ask “are you mad?”
Eat a banana lengthwise if you don't want anyone to sit by you.
There's no such thing as a straight guy with a bedazzled cellphone.
We live in a world of smart phones and dumb people!
In 30 years, it will be 1/23/45. Carry On.
I am getting pretty low on Girl Scout Cookies.... Threat Level: Orange
I know you are orgasaming, but I'm pretty sure God had nothing to do with it... so if you can maybe yell my name, that'd be great.
My wife worked my a$$ off yesterday. It's still laying out in the yard somewhere.
Does anyone know if oral $ex is Gluten free. Asking for a friend. . .
Bernie Sanders said recently that he loves taking selfies. Well ... once he figures out how to take them on his rotary phone that is.
I'm not saying you're lazy, but you should try out for “American Idle"
My dad never loved me as a child, you can't really blame him though I wasn't born until he was an adult. 