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DNA Tests today confirmed danny devito is arnolds love child.. 
I have more friends on Facebook then I do for real
so who wants to take bets on a William and Kate sex tape scandal by the end of the year?
There's a reminder on my calendar for tomorrow that inexplicably just says "LEOPARD". This has been bothering me all month.
Love doesn't cost a thing... except tears, a broken heart, wasted time, and half ur sh!t.
They always say never work with animals or kids, this is especially true in porn. :/
Seeking one-night stand... Possibly 2 because I have two lamps.
I'd prefer to believe in Scientology rather than that stupid Q conspiracy.
it wrong to write, "He owed me $50" in the funeral guest book?
My wife thinks I’m crazy. But I’m not the one who married me.
"STOP LAUGHING AT US!" - Americans to the rest of the world
Everyone is afraid for their lives, but I guess only cops can use it as a defense.
Scott Baio speaks at the GOP convention on Monday and the creator of Happy Days dies on Tuesday. Coincidence? I think not.
I nominate everyone for the vodka bucket challenge.
"Christmas" Trees $5.00 per ft...."Holiday" Trees $20 per ft......Merry Christmas!
All those exercise videos are worthless, I bought and watch them over and over and not lost one lb
Do you ever think that if it weren't for someone smoking Marijuana they might of killed you already. . .
Yes, Peyton..... Choking is cover under the obamacare! -Mr President
i'm a Maths terro$$ist with close ties to Algebra,i have weapons of math instruction.
"You want proof that baseball players are smarter than football players? How often do you see a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field?" ~Jim Bouton 