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I always feel a little bad for a guy when I notice he missed a belt loop on his pants... or lost his family in a fire. 
Hi ho hi ho, it's off to work I go, to bust my a$$ for very little cash, hi ho hi ho hi ho hi ho
thinks that if atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.
Yay NY!!! Now, if the gays could only legally smoke pot at their wedding...
Duude girls don't poop. Period, they just dont!
HAPPY HOT MAMA DAY... to all the MILFs out there! :)
I don't think an athiest has the right to listen to "Don't Stop Believin'" by Journey!! Go listen to "Nothing Happens When You Die" and whine on your message boards!!
With a tv rating of 31.6 million. Average yard per pass was 31.6 yards and total yards was 316. Id say tebow is on to something. Dont believe those stats. Look it up.....
I think the guy that misspelled "Ghost" actually wanted to write "Goat's soap"
You never realize what you have till it's gone. Toilet paper is a good example.
This valentines I'm getting my gf a dozen marijuana plants,better then roses right.!!
When LeBron James gets a mosquito bite, he looks around for a ref.
Change your FB profile picture to a hot pin up model/actress from whenever. The goal is not to see an ugly face on Facebook until December 7th. Support those that aren't getting any.
Why the hell didn't the Hamburglar ever steal and eat Mayor McCheese? I mean he was, after all, an ENORMOUS burger.
Single women are the reason women are single
God talked to J ews like 500 times in the Old Testament, and not one warning about the Nazis.
Then Satan spake and said, "He who is full of sin, let him cast the last stone."
If Obama was the answer it must have been a stupid question!!
Aren't they Middle-Age Mutant Ninja Turtles now?
Bush tried, & failed. Clinton tried, & failed Obama tried, & succeeded. The moral of this is... If you want someone dead, hire a black man! 