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   messageicon I always feel a little bad for a guy when I notice he missed a belt loop on his pants... or lost his family in a fire.
←Rate | 04-06-2011 11:57 by @The69Sheriff Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hi ho hi ho, it's off to work I go, to bust my a$$ for very little cash, hi ho hi ho hi ho hi ho
←Rate | 06-04-2011 09:44 Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinks that if atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.
←Rate | 06-17-2011 22:20 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Yay NY!!! Now, if the gays could only legally smoke pot at their wedding...
←Rate | 06-25-2011 00:07 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Duude girls don't poop. Period, they just dont!
←Rate | 06-26-2011 15:35 by hahaha Comments (0)  


   messageicon HAPPY HOT MAMA DAY... to all the MILFs out there! :)
←Rate | 05-08-2011 12:14 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't think an athiest has the right to listen to "Don't Stop Believin'" by Journey!! Go listen to "Nothing Happens When You Die" and whine on your message boards!!
←Rate | 05-13-2011 18:22 by urboyblue Comments (2)  


   messageicon With a tv rating of 31.6 million. Average yard per pass was 31.6 yards and total yards was 316. Id say tebow is on to something. Dont believe those stats. Look it up.....
←Rate | 01-09-2012 22:16 by todd38120 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think the guy that misspelled "Ghost" actually wanted to write "Goat's soap"
←Rate | 04-27-2012 15:29 Comments (0)  


   messageicon You never realize what you have till it's gone. Toilet paper is a good example.
←Rate | 05-22-2012 09:36 by sweetlikeantifreeze Comments (0)  


   messageicon This valentines I'm getting my gf a dozen marijuana plants,better then roses right.!!
←Rate | 02-08-2012 15:16 Comments (0)  


   messageicon When LeBron James gets a mosquito bite, he looks around for a ref.
←Rate | 06-10-2012 09:01 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Change your FB profile picture to a hot pin up model/actress from whenever. The goal is not to see an ugly face on Facebook until December 7th. Support those that aren't getting any.
←Rate | 12-03-2010 12:26 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why the hell didn't the Hamburglar ever steal and eat Mayor McCheese? I mean he was, after all, an ENORMOUS burger.
←Rate | 08-26-2009 22:38 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Single women are the reason women are single
←Rate | 08-20-2011 12:00 by Milsfinest Comments (0)  


   messageicon God talked to J ews like 500 times in the Old Testament, and not one warning about the Nazis.
←Rate | 06-07-2013 13:57 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Then Satan spake and said, "He who is full of sin, let him cast the last stone."
←Rate | 04-14-2022 17:24 by @Jesu_Christo999 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If Obama was the answer it must have been a stupid question!!
←Rate | 12-30-2010 18:06 by lol Comments (0)  


   messageicon Aren't they Middle-Age Mutant Ninja Turtles now?
←Rate | 03-18-2023 06:01 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Bush tried, & failed. Clinton tried, & failed Obama tried, & succeeded. The moral of this is... If you want someone dead, hire a black man!
←Rate | 05-02-2011 16:19 Comments (0)  



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