Funny Status Message #73049

X Passed out at 9pm. Woke up 10:30pm to sound of wife's vibrator. Went back to sleep.
status message box

Related Status Messages:

# 99939 I woke up and didn't see my shadow, so I went back to sleep for 6 more hours. Pretty sure that's doing it right.7
# 68889 I woke up early this morning and it dawned on me.....OH SH!T, I betta go back to sleep! Lmao!
# 52847 You ever had a dream so damn good, you were pissed right after you woke up because you didn't want it to end....then you tried to go back to sleep to continue it but failed?

←Rate | 09-29-2011 18:00 by @kraziedavid909

Comments (0)

Comments with offensive language will be automatically deleted within 24 hours. By Commenting, you agree to these terms.

Funny Facebook Statuses

Site Links