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If he threw toilet paper, like he did in Puerto Rico, it would be a more useful response than what he has shown thus far. 
There are two things I cannot stand: Racism and Justin Bieber.
I don't know if this makes me a homophobe or not, but from a guy's perspective, I much prefer the hole to be situated in front.
Life lesson #35890: You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't flick your friends out the car window.
Happy President's Day! Time to remember all the great leaders this country has had, and how we've disgraced them by putting Obama in office!!
arm wrestling the KOOL-AID guy...he's strong! He must be drinking MILK!
Happy "Most of Alabama Hates This Day" Day!
I can't believe we wasted star wars technology on tupac
Has anyone started selling a Ginsberg zombie Halloween costume yet?
Every time I go to Baskin-Robbins their hamburger machine is broken.
If my relationship status ever changes from single to married, please know that its not me, my account has been hacked.
Question, Why don't we ever hear anyone bragging about their Allstate safe driving bonus checks?
Happy St. Hangover's Day, everybody.
Colin Kaepernick must feel more left out than Kunta Kinte at a Country Music festival.
Wonders if Mike Pence sleeps upside down from his ceiling in his house with no furniture.
liking someone who doesn't like you back is the worst. esp when you think about them every damn day
I've got a lot of respect for born again Christian women. God bless you all. (One less slut out there for me to compete with.)
when I am bored, I like to park on the side of the freeway and stick a blow dryer out the window and watch the cars slam on their brakes
MAN: "Hi. I'm Bond.....James Bond. What's your name?" WOMAN: "Off.....Fu¢k Off."
The world ain't ending on the 21st of december 2012, cuz Marty, Jennifer and Dr. Brown from Back To The Future II will be coming to this world on 15th of October 2015. 