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   messageicon People are dying with Covid not from Covid. Two different things...
←Rate | 02-09-2022 15:47 by Name Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why do mexicans have small stearing wheels?so they can drive with handcuffs on
←Rate | 10-25-2011 12:19 by Whitey Comments (0)  


   messageicon For Sale: 1 Heart. Horrible condition. I don't care what you do with it, just rip it out of my chest and take away this pain.
←Rate | 12-27-2011 23:07 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon My brother was born with Down's Syndrome. His teachers said he'd never amount to anything. Today he is an NFL referee.
←Rate | 11-25-2012 12:41 Comments (0)  


   messageicon BBC: North Korea's Kim Jong-un threatening nuclear attack against US. CNN: North Korea may be a nuclear threat. Fox News: I like turtles.
←Rate | 04-08-2013 01:15 Comments (2)  


   messageicon a disaster waiting to happen.
←Rate | 10-11-2007 01:01 by TJ | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon naked and playing twister with the cat .
←Rate | 02-26-2008 20:03 Comments (1)  


   messageicon "an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, nestled in a sesame seed bun of mystery."
←Rate | 03-20-2008 17:15 Comments (0)  


   messageicon looking out the window and thinking what a lovely looking mushroom cloud
←Rate | 04-22-2009 10:50 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon wow! thanks lord tomorow is World Facebook Day!
←Rate | 04-24-2009 19:08 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon the capital of Montana is not Hannah
←Rate | 05-09-2009 00:41 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon Says, the early bird gets the worm, but who wants a worm anyways?
←Rate | 06-21-2009 14:00 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon playing hide and seek with Osama Bin Laden. Damb he's good.
←Rate | 09-18-2009 21:37 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon Allergy alert: This status may contain peanuts.
←Rate | 01-09-2011 20:57 by Charles323 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If work was so good, the rich would have kept more of it for themselves.
←Rate | 01-23-2011 11:00 Comments (0)  


   messageicon ..is working on her bad intentions since the road to Hell is paved with good ones.
←Rate | 02-03-2010 02:11 by Lemonpillow Comments (0)  


   messageicon now in subsmission to the power of great stupidity
←Rate | 02-05-2010 11:20 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Life is like a box of chocolates... you never know when you'll find a nut.
←Rate | 10-24-2010 13:38 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon Give a person an inch, they take a round trip flight across the country AND bill you for it.
←Rate | 10-26-2010 13:54 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon wondering why the yellow brick road never ended?
←Rate | 11-02-2010 11:49 Comments (0)  



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