Tjshome.com
Funny Status Messages
Submit Status
Funny Status Messages
|
Recent Comments
|
Submit a Status Message
Forget Trump - Funny Status Messages that are not about Trump
View All Funny Status Messages
Sort:
Recent
|
Oldest
|
Rating
Trump Filter:
ON
|
OFF
Search Messages:
«Prev
«1
4523
4524
4525
4526
4527
4528
4529
4530
Next»
Most Recent
Page: 4527 of 5594
People are dying with Covid not from Covid. Two different things...
37
43
←Rate |
02-09-2022 15:47 by
Name
Comments (
0
)
Why do mexicans have small stearing wheels?so they can drive with handcuffs on
37
43
←Rate |
10-25-2011 12:19 by
Whitey
Comments (
0
)
For Sale: 1 Heart. Horrible condition. I don't care what you do with it, just rip it out of my chest and take away this pain.
37
43
←Rate |
12-27-2011 23:07 by
BEGO
Comments (
0
)
My brother was born with Down's Syndrome. His teachers said he'd never amount to anything. Today he is an NFL referee.
43
50
←Rate |
11-25-2012 12:41
Comments (
0
)
BBC: North Korea's Kim Jong-un threatening nuclear attack against US. CNN: North Korea may be a nuclear threat. Fox News: I like turtles.
49
57
←Rate |
04-08-2013 01:15
Comments (
2
)
a disaster waiting to happen.
614
714
←Rate |
10-11-2007 01:01 by
TJ
| Tags: Filtered
Comments (
0
)
naked and playing twister with the cat .
339
395
←Rate |
02-26-2008 20:03
Comments (
1
)
"an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, nestled in a sesame seed bun of mystery."
175
204
←Rate |
03-20-2008 17:15
Comments (
0
)
looking out the window and thinking what a lovely looking mushroom cloud
6
7
←Rate |
04-22-2009 10:50 | Tags: Filtered
Comments (
0
)
wow! thanks lord tomorow is World Facebook Day!
6
7
←Rate |
04-24-2009 19:08 | Tags: Filtered
Comments (
0
)
the capital of Montana is not Hannah
6
7
←Rate |
05-09-2009 00:41 | Tags: Filtered
Comments (
0
)
Says, the early bird gets the worm, but who wants a worm anyways?
6
7
←Rate |
06-21-2009 14:00 | Tags: Filtered
Comments (
0
)
playing hide and seek with Osama Bin Laden. Damb he's good.
6
7
←Rate |
09-18-2009 21:37 | Tags: Filtered
Comments (
0
)
Allergy alert: This status may contain peanuts.
6
7
←Rate |
01-09-2011 20:57 by
Charles323
Comments (
0
)
If work was so good, the rich would have kept more of it for themselves.
6
7
←Rate |
01-23-2011 11:00
Comments (
0
)
..is working on her bad intentions since the road to Hell is paved with good ones.
6
7
←Rate |
02-03-2010 02:11 by
Lemonpillow
Comments (
0
)
now in subsmission to the power of great stupidity
6
7
←Rate |
02-05-2010 11:20
Comments (
0
)
Life is like a box of chocolates... you never know when you'll find a nut.
6
7
←Rate |
10-24-2010 13:38 by
Marshall the Great
Comments (
0
)
Give a person an inch, they take a round trip flight across the country AND bill you for it.
6
7
←Rate |
10-26-2010 13:54 by
Marshall the Great
Comments (
0
)
wondering why the yellow brick road never ended?
6
7
←Rate |
11-02-2010 11:49
Comments (
0
)
«Prev
«1
4523
4524
4525
4526
4527
4528
4529
4530
Next»
Most Recent
Submit your own funny facebook status message here:
Name:
Status Message:
X says
X is
X was
X has
X
...
characters left
Read the Rules
Site Links
Home
Funny Status Messages
Status Message Generator
Privacy
© 1999 - 2025 Tjshome.com