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that's pathetic: that the iphone 13 is identical to it's previous models but only give us a better battery life. Sad part is people fall for apple laziness 
The latest dose of social media insanity comes to us via the TikTok inspired 'Slap A Teacher' Challenge. Good ol' TikTok... where never before has the Lowest Common Denominator been so well represented.
Sex is like math,you ADD the bed,SUBTRACT the cloths,DIVIDE the legs,and pray you don't MULTIPLY...
Cops sent me a picture of me speeding through a red light so I sent them a picture of a check.Cop then sends me a picture of handcuffs.You win !!
Sorry officer, Jesus took the wheel.... (leans in close).. You gonna arrest Jesus?
The Biden crowd has Helen Keller Syndrome. Facts fall on dear ears, blind eyes, and dumb reasoning.
So listen, here's the deal; If I wanna hear about god or religion I'll go to church, otherwise I am only here on Facebook to stalk and flirt.
___\(._.\) TO THE WINDOWS (/._.)/ TO THE WALL…
Religion is 'for those who are weak minded'
not wearing pants.
For sale 57" flat screen TV 200 Quid Only defect is the volume button is broke.....For that price you can't turn it down!
Before having sex with a woman finger her and put it to her nose if she jumps back, kick that b*tch out.
The hot lady across the street had a seizure on her front lawn today. Her MILF shakes brought the paramedics to the yard.
Fortune Cookies Lie...
I can't wait for Biden's tell-all book to come out. It's titled "You know, the thing.."
saw on the news a black couple had a white baby. it wouldn't happen in China because two Wong's don't make a white.
YES!!! I knew it... The world will not end in 2012 - I just found a condom in my wallet that expires in 2013.
Rain with sunshine today... the devil must be beating his wife.
(don't)Touchdown(there), Penn State!!
I’m drinking while I work out…I call it Bacardio. 