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You don't have to be good at anagrams to see that Pope Benedict is an Epic Bent Pedo. 
You take care of ME, I take care of YOU! - Mother Earth
This weekend Skynet becomes self-aware and starts Judgement Day while Obama sleeps on the decision about turning it off. Meanwhile, the Terminator is running loose in California knocking-up anyone that gets in his way.
These celebrity deaths happen in threes.... First Lil Wayne.... And we got Obama and Biden flying out of the country on Tuesday..... Cross your fingers guys.
I remember 2012 like it was yesterday
Pinocchio just gave a speech...
Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have 5 fingers And the middle one's for YOU.,
Sex before marriage is one of the sins that Christians say 'no we'll let this one slide'
Men are born between a woman's legs and spend the rest of their lives trying to get back in between them, because there's no place like home.
It's not cheating if you let your girlfriend watch.
Well on the plus side, there will be free birth control so they won't reproduce!!
: Aspire to Inspire before you Expire!
throwing a clock out the window seeing if time really will fly...
Past, Present and Future walked into a Bar. It ws tense.
now available with kung fu grip!
got some new underwear today... well new to me anyway :-)
I see myself as a huge fiery comet, a shooting star. Everyone stops, points up and says, "Oh look at that!" Then whoosh, and I'm gone... and they'll never see anything like it ever again... and they won't be able to forget me - ever.
it wrong to laugh at the flaming gay guys getting attacked by bees? What? It's funny!
I was given 4 E's and LSD last night… Such an awful start to a game of scrabble.
tree up☑ cookies for Santa☑ Surface to Air Missile Systems all set up on my roof and ready☑>:) I wonder what Venison taste like? 