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"SWAG" LOL....I love to know where words originate from and in the 1960's a group of men came up with the term "SWAG"....it's meaning Secretly We Are G@y!! True story!! So go get your SWAG on and please post on FB everytime you do so I can laugh at you!! 
Or your a photographer now.. Where'd you go Instagram University?
Well it's official, after all these years of training, I am currently tied with lance Armstrong in tour de France victories
Taco Bell at 3 in the morning = runny doo doo at 9 in the morning
I don't do kings and I don't support inbreeding.
Before 2012 it was dave chappelle here. Now it's like conan o'brien.
How do you find Will Smith in a snow storm? You look for fresh prints.
If your girlfriend starts smoking slow down and use a lubricant
After all the whinning and complaining about Obama... Is this the best the GOP has to offer?? PATHETIC! Get ready for another socialist 4 years, next time propose or attempt to compromise,
I think Facebook should have a status limit per day. This is not Twitter, shut the f*ck up, nobody cares.
Touching The Sun, Kissing The Rain and Tasting The Motherfu**in' Rainbow !!!
Live, Laugh, Love, Lesbians, :)
Obama leans toward believing scientists before god. Any country acknowledging science before any god is a winner in my opinion.
Maybe now that we’ve kept Joe busy writing his name for a week, we should move onto shapes and colors.
got a call this morning at 5:30 and found out I won the Nobel Peace Prize because I thought peace sounded like a good idea. I turned them down becuase I hadn't done anything to win it. Anyone here who the runner up was?
if I ever see an amputee getting hanged, I will just start calling out letters
It looks like the same people who hate science are also hating math now.
If society continues on its present course, the future won't be like The Jetsons. It will be like The Flintstones.
Do you know what it feels like when you have to pee really bad? Well in that case feel this, I'm not totally sure I do...
It's so cold out that I now have 2 bb's and a tick tack 