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This girl I know is having a baby shower at McDonallds hahahahah this isn't a joke....I wish it was but it's not 
Marijuana: The reason man discovered fire
Roses are red, violets are blue. I hate rhyming. PENlS.
"Canadians are so polite" - people who have obviously never been to Canada
M.A.G.A: My Attorney Got Arrested
PRO TIP: You Can't be under FBI investigation if there's no FBI Director.
"Sometimes you just need a car ride to clear your head." — John. F. Kennedy
Due to social correctness, BIack Sabbath will now be called, "A Dark Shade Of The Day Of Rest."
Whats the similarity between Men and Rats? They all run around looking for Holes
hates the KKK as much as anyone... but it is kinda neat that they introduced "hoodies" to American fashion.
Justin Bieber the only daughter that Mr. & Mrs. Bieber have?
went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time". So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.
Definition of "irony" getting pregnant on a pull-out couch
I'm going to name my first two children George and Trayvon and make them share a bag a Skittles. Its my little way of fighting racism.
efore kids I only had to take the trash out once a week, now I forget it once and A&E is kicking in my door trying to film an episode of Hoarders
1 universe, 8 planets, 204 countries, 804 islands, 7 seas, 7 billion people, and you're still single? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAGAHA, me too.!!!!!!!!!
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I work and pay taxes so the wealthy dont have to,
Since girls pubes are extinct, we'll will never know your real hair color. Well played ladies...
The fastest sprinter in the world is black, the fastest racing driver is black, the most powerfull man is black.....Michael Jackson must be kicking himself! 