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Hardee's is shutting down its 32 franchises in Egypt. There's Hardee's in Egypt? No wonder they don't like us. 
If you're a cannibal does that make every fight a food fight?
I think Franco was hanging with Sheen before the Oscars.
going to Hawaii. I'm so excited. I havent been there since the last time I was there.
If after many drinks she still looks ugly put a flag on her head and do it for your country.
Life and Wife are two similar words ..... but if you have one, you can't have the other!!!
Looks like we're ready for Halloween trick or treaters. Tested the sprinkler system and it's working.
In what world does a box of macaroni and cheese serve 4 people?
Obama has disgraced the memory of the black U.S. presidents that came before him.
If Hillary wins it means way too many illegal mexicans are voting
Never try to reason with a person who wants to save every stray animal alive but is fine with killing 3,000 babies a day...
DNC senators: Ha ha ha swear to be impartial even though I know this is a coup and it has no grounds
At least Buffalo Bill gave his prisoners lotion and a basket.
He asked if I was into anal, then got all weird when I pulled out my strap-on. Advice?
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No one needs a vacation more than the person who just had one.
some people are living proof that manure can sprout legs and walk!!!!!
getting OLDER remembers when he needed glasses to see blackboard , NOW he needs them to see SCHOOL !!!
If Polygram records,Warner Bros,and Keebler merged would the company be called Poly-Warner-Cracker?
wants to be one of those people who, when he reaches the end of his life, gets their head cryogenically frozen, wakes up in a new, strong, young body 10,000 years in the future and proceeds to lead the human race to victory over the alien insect overlords 