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   messageicon Hardee's is shutting down its 32 franchises in Egypt. There's Hardee's in Egypt? No wonder they don't like us.
←Rate | 02-04-2011 08:32 by 1234 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you're a cannibal does that make every fight a food fight?
←Rate | 02-26-2011 00:10 by @Bdog712 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think Franco was hanging with Sheen before the Oscars.
←Rate | 02-28-2011 14:40 Comments (0)  


   messageicon going to Hawaii. I'm so excited. I havent been there since the last time I was there.
←Rate | 03-04-2011 04:33 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If after many drinks she still looks ugly put a flag on her head and do it for your country.
←Rate | 07-23-2011 15:14 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon Life and Wife are two similar words ..... but if you have one, you can't have the other!!!
←Rate | 07-26-2011 09:48 by pj Comments (0)  


   messageicon Looks like we're ready for Halloween trick or treaters. Tested the sprinkler system and it's working.
←Rate | 10-19-2021 09:03 Comments (0)  


   messageicon In what world does a box of macaroni and cheese serve 4 people?
←Rate | 10-26-2021 10:54 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Obama has disgraced the memory of the black U.S. presidents that came before him.
←Rate | 08-15-2016 22:41 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If Hillary wins it means way too many illegal mexicans are voting
←Rate | 09-09-2016 12:06 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Never try to reason with a person who wants to save every stray animal alive but is fine with killing 3,000 babies a day...
←Rate | 09-14-2016 15:54 Comments (0)  


   messageicon DNC senators: Ha ha ha swear to be impartial even though I know this is a coup and it has no grounds
←Rate | 01-18-2020 18:37 Comments (0)  


   messageicon At least Buffalo Bill gave his prisoners lotion and a basket.
←Rate | 06-26-2019 00:23 Comments (0)  


   messageicon He asked if I was into anal, then got all weird when I pulled out my strap-on. Advice?
←Rate | 11-23-2021 13:30 Comments (0)  


   messageicon konws taht you can raed tihs sutats jsut fnie and you tuhohgt I was tolaltly dnruk lkie lsat tmie.
←Rate | 12-02-2009 19:07 Comments (0)  


   messageicon No one needs a vacation more than the person who just had one.
←Rate | 12-17-2009 14:55 by J Dubb Comments (0)  


   messageicon some people are living proof that manure can sprout legs and walk!!!!!
←Rate | 12-22-2009 01:19 Comments (0)  


   messageicon getting OLDER remembers when he needed glasses to see blackboard , NOW he needs them to see SCHOOL !!!
←Rate | 12-31-2009 16:59 by BIGboyindiego Comments (0)  


   messageicon If Polygram records,Warner Bros,and Keebler merged would the company be called Poly-Warner-Cracker?
←Rate | 03-16-2010 13:22 by Lemonpillow Comments (0)  


   messageicon wants to be one of those people who, when he reaches the end of his life, gets their head cryogenically frozen, wakes up in a new, strong, young body 10,000 years in the future and proceeds to lead the human race to victory over the alien insect overlords
←Rate | 04-08-2010 00:25 Comments (0)  



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