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You put the ID in stupid. 
copying status's from many pages ago and re posting them in the hope people aint seen them before, in attempt to make myself look funny.
Okay, I'll stop. But shouldn't I listen first, THEN collaborate?
Lebron needs to start asking himself WWJD ( what would Jordan Do?)
If they lined up all of your girlfriends it would look like the cast of planet of the apes
Of course someone else packed my bags for me. What am I a peasant?
someone ended a tweet to me with "STFU." I've no doubt they were referring to St. Fu the patron saint of long mustaches.
Hardee's is shutting down its 32 franchises in Egypt. There's Hardee's in Egypt? No wonder they don't like us.
If you're a cannibal does that make every fight a food fight?
I think Franco was hanging with Sheen before the Oscars.
going to Hawaii. I'm so excited. I havent been there since the last time I was there.
If after many drinks she still looks ugly put a flag on her head and do it for your country.
Life and Wife are two similar words ..... but if you have one, you can't have the other!!!
Looks like we're ready for Halloween trick or treaters. Tested the sprinkler system and it's working.
In what world does a box of macaroni and cheese serve 4 people?
Obama has disgraced the memory of the black U.S. presidents that came before him.
If Hillary wins it means way too many illegal mexicans are voting
Never try to reason with a person who wants to save every stray animal alive but is fine with killing 3,000 babies a day...
DNC senators: Ha ha ha swear to be impartial even though I know this is a coup and it has no grounds
At least Buffalo Bill gave his prisoners lotion and a basket. 