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   messageicon it me or does Lester Holts look like a Bigfoot?
←Rate | 09-29-2016 15:57 by RomanValentino Comments (0)  


   messageicon I just need you to find me 100 upvotes! I can't stand losing, and I'll try anything to win!
←Rate | 01-04-2021 07:47 by truman Comments (0)  


   messageicon Going to the army navy game doesn't count as visting the troops.
←Rate | 12-08-2018 19:15 Comments (1)  


   messageicon Nothing says "HI I'M GUILTY BUT I HAVE ENOUGH MONEY TO PAY MY WAY OUT" like settling your rape case for $850,000
←Rate | 11-19-2016 08:21 Comments (0)  


   messageicon SIERRA, ECHO ,NOVEMBER,DELTA NOVEMBER UNIFORM DELTA ECHO SIERRA .
←Rate | 12-22-2016 17:28 Comments (1)  


   messageicon During the election Syria financialy supported 2 groups... 1SlS and the Clinton campaign.
←Rate | 03-25-2017 17:04 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Waiting for the release of the blockbuster sequel "The Art of the Lie."
←Rate | 03-29-2017 11:41 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why would you trust your country to someone that you would not be willing to be alone in a room with your teenage daughter?
←Rate | 03-31-2017 11:31 Comments (1)  


   messageicon What do you call an Ethiopian woman with a yeast infection?....¼ pounder with cheese
←Rate | 07-06-2013 23:01 | Tags: Filtered Comments (2)  


   messageicon If Joseph was black. Mary: I’m pregnant… Joseph: It’s not mine. Mary: That’s what I’m trying to tell you.
←Rate | 08-07-2013 13:55 Comments (0)  


   messageicon "We cannot change the cards we are dealt, just how we play the hand." -- Randy Pausch
←Rate | 03-02-2009 10:39 Comments (0)  


   messageicon 16 and pregnant....white girls get their own show......Black girls go on Maury
←Rate | 10-28-2011 07:36 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Lady GaGa was born this way 8======D
←Rate | 08-29-2011 19:51 Comments (0)  


   messageicon My daughter has just taken two black guys up to her bedroom to study together. From the sounds of it they're getting every revision question right.
←Rate | 10-21-2014 14:47 by StonerDudee Comments (0)  


   messageicon here, reminding all of you, obey gravity, it's the law.
←Rate | 08-29-2009 12:39 by Jones Comments (0)  


   messageicon had a dream I was stranded on a deserted island with Dracula and Nancy Pelosi. Pretty spooky! One is a evil being that is pale and will drain the life out of you.....And the other one's a vampire
←Rate | 04-09-2010 15:42 Comments (1)  


   messageicon If the CPA's are ok with your tax return, and the IRS is ok with your tax return, why is it so important for the LameStreamMedia to see your tax return? #WitchHunt #FakeNews #Haters
←Rate | 02-24-2021 07:58 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Osama Binladen.. comming soon to a beach near you...
←Rate | 06-04-2011 03:47 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sept. 11th (NY) ... Jan. 11th (HAITI) ... March 11th (JAPAN) .... Luke 21:10-11 : How many times do I have to see this? Hey wingnuts, get your dates right before you post !! Google Haiti's earthquake and check out the date! 12 Jan 2010 ( NOT 11 Jan).
←Rate | 03-15-2011 18:00 by Frankenstein1966 Comments (0)  


   messageicon filling out an application for Obama's death panel. I would like to be a senior member of the panel when Pelosi's number is due.
←Rate | 03-22-2010 13:10 Comments (0)  



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