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Popularity allows you to live with others, but integrity lets you live with yourself. 
The Hardy Boys tackle their toughest mystery yet in, "F*cking Run, The Sun Exploded!"
In honor of national siblings day... I wish I would have grown up with money instead of siblings. :)
Actor Wendell Pierce announced he is investing in a $20 million Baltimore apartment complex that will offer homes to artists at a discounted rate. Why is this news if Kanye West and/or the Kardashians aren't involved in some way?
I just assume a woman originally created fire because she was trying to scare away some prehistoric fuckboy who couldn't take a hint.
One time in 1997 I forgot to close my air quotes so everything I've said since then has been sarcastic.
I'm so afraid one of these laws will eventually be passed in a state that a gay person would actually want to set foot in.
Nice to see all the guys who've dumped me 2-3 weeks into us dating be able to make such a strong commitment to Bernie Sanders.
Stairway to Heaven? I'm not going anywhere that is high and doesn't have an elevator.
Here let me drop whats important to me and pay attention to you and all of your needs, Kim Kardashian.
... I like going to my physical checkups eating a mayonaisse jar filled with vanilla pudding and looking at the doctor's face when I tell him I do not have an eating problem.
I make up for the time I've wasted on the Internet by stopping the microwave a few seconds early
It's 420 eve, remember to leave out milk and cookies for snoop dogg.
Coffee, Chocolate, Men. Some things are just better rich.
Dear Burger King, We are not really enticed by the idea you are now selling hotdogs. The weird people you place in your television ads really doesn't help either. Just stick to burgers. Sincerely, Everyone.
All of this "which bathroom to use" debate is ridiculous....why can't we all potty like it's 1999?
Bernie Sanders is so evil for laying all those people off. I guess they can go back to the unemployment line or mom's basement.
A lollipop is a cross between hard candy and garbage.
"You're crazy" = the last resort from a losing opponent.
Anybody have the over/under on the number of bathroom door labels that will be available at the Democratic National Convention? 