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Some people have to realize that not everyone was made with a good singing voice...if they were, life would just be one big musical. 
I understand the nature of humans, so don't bother me with your pedestrian level of intellect......
have you seen the new Hippie doll? wind it up and it doesn't work.
When going commando the the word "hurry" should not even be in your vocabulary.. just sayin.
some people just don't understand sarcasm.
I just let a disturbance in the force.
My friend lost his tongue in a industry accident , he doesn't talk about it
Treat life like an ocean, your heart is the shore and friends are the waves. It never matters how many waves there are, what matters is which ones touch the shore.
There comes a point in every unicyclist's life when he sees a bicycle and says, "Jesus, they make them with 2 wheels now. I've been a fool."
Palin emails show's that she hadn't had a vacation in 5 years. Heck, the Obama's can't go 5 weeks without a vacation.......
All these beer cans and bottles that have indicators that show you when it's cold. Just touch it and you will know if it's cold or not.
You should have to apply for a permit before youre allowed to use the Reply All button.
What has a Klondike bar ever done for me?
"We Built This City on Slave Labor and Freemason Secrets" - Thomas Jefferson Starship.
At least someone's using the parade route they've had mapped out every year since '04...
Fathers Day....the most confusing day in the hood!!!
I was chillin' with my buddy and his wife walked in and said, "Happy Father's Day! You're so much more than the guy who used to buy dollar store condoms."
Watching Miss USA pageant. My heart says Miss California but my penis is rooting for Miss Hawaii.
wondering if its ok to change the name of the event "naming ceremony" of a child to a "Product Launch"
Saw the Goodyear blimp today. It read "ICE CUBE NO LONGER EVEN REMOTELY A PIMP". 