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thinking this whole rapture thing is going to create jobs.... And both democrats and republicans are going to try and take credit. 
Well Brittney you have two days left of dancing until the world ends...
If nothing happens tomorrow, I'm still bashing heads!
In memory of matcho man R.S. and in preparation for the Rapture, I'm going to buy enough slim jims to snap in to for the next five months
Anyone get the feeling that it is going to take an act of God to change anything around here?
Horse walks into a pub: Bartender: "Why the long face?" Horse: "They wouldn't let me on the f-kin train."
You've been H.A.D ... HAPPY APOCALYPSE DAY .
I'm not saying the mainstream media is liberal, but I'm pretty sure I just saw NBC congratulate President Obama on defeating The Rapture.
has anyone seen that billboard talking about the rapture??? if not, its been posted to my wall at least 75 times in the past hour. come take a look.
was really hoping the rapture was coming to take away all the people that believed this rapture was real.
Right hook!! Right hook!! Body blow!! Body blow!! Uppercut!! Uppercut!! the last entry in "Glass Joe's" diary....
That awkward moment when your friends gets in the club and you don't...lol...
I take my garbage & recycling to the curb 2 days before pickup just to see if the neighbors are actually paying attention to anything else sinister I may be up to and answer, “No; pickup is tomorrow, I'm quite sure of it.”
What a great world it would be, if the only complaint was bugs on the windshield.
Before putting any money down on a championship game, always check with the hat makers, they always get it right.
Am I the only one that thinks Snookie is starting to look like an Umpa Lumpa from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
you didn't make it to my present or future cause i'm passed your bullsh*t
I tripped over the "Hump" in Hump Day and landed face first into Thirsty Thursday. Time to pick myself and my drink up so I can fall into Friday.
I want a BANG. "Bright Attractive Non-Nagging Girl."
Oh yea bitch let's see what maury has to say! 