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   messageicon I've seen better looking bodies at a junkyard.
←Rate | 08-13-2009 16:41 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon not lazy, he's just phsycially conservative.
←Rate | 08-13-2009 19:14 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon would have gotten away with it, if it wasn't for meddling those kids
←Rate | 08-15-2009 09:22 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon says too many people miss the silver lining because they're expecting gold.
←Rate | 08-15-2009 10:10 by D | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon Can't see tomorrow with yesterday's eyes.
←Rate | 08-15-2009 20:49 by Hayley | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon Everything you'll never be.
←Rate | 08-15-2009 20:51 by Hayley | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon believes days off are a mixture of relief you aint there and annoyed you have to go back
←Rate | 08-16-2009 17:58 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon trying to fill in the blank........
←Rate | 08-18-2009 09:09 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinks that Lightning is just God taking pictures of us
←Rate | 08-19-2009 00:42 by Vito | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon Booting error, no keyboard detected: press F1 to continue, press F2 to abort. WTF?????
←Rate | 08-21-2009 04:47 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon anyone who says it's as easy as taking candy from a baby, has never tried taking candy from a baby!
←Rate | 08-23-2009 23:05 by Mike Comments (0)  


   messageicon doesn't drink anymore. He doesn't drink any less either...
←Rate | 08-24-2009 02:11 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon forget peace give squirels a chance
←Rate | 08-25-2009 08:53 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon throwing away his rollover minutes because they're a month old.
←Rate | 08-25-2009 15:11 by Edward M | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon In certain circumstances, I happen to see A LOT wrong with a little bump and grind.
←Rate | 08-26-2009 22:41 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon just read an article on the internet about the consequences of heavy drinking-- not gonna lie it scared the crap outta X.. So X decided that after today.. X is going to stop reading.
←Rate | 08-30-2009 23:39 by Jourdan | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon will stop procrastinating next week
←Rate | 08-31-2009 22:40 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon asked 5 girls out on a date and 6 rejected him (the 6th one was passing by and told him "Don't even think about asking me out")! *sigh*
←Rate | 09-01-2009 09:35 by snipercyprus | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon Don't worry. I forgot your name, too!
←Rate | 09-01-2009 11:45 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon finds it amusing when SUV drivers weave around to avoid potholes.
←Rate | 09-03-2009 02:09 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  



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