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   messageicon What worries me most about the credit crunch, is that if one of my cheques is returned stamped 'insufficient funds'. I won't know whether that refers to mine or the bank's.
←Rate | 06-22-2009 19:39 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon !xob txet egassem sutats eht dniheb deppart m'I !PLEH
←Rate | 06-23-2009 07:21 by Tor Erik Sire | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon hasn't slept for 10 days.....that would be too long.
←Rate | 06-23-2009 07:24 by Troy Bannister | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon if she could sleep her life away, you'd never see her again but the dreams don't stop when she is asleep and the thoughts don't stop when she is awake.
←Rate | 06-24-2009 02:23 by Laura | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon on facebook 50 hours a day. And is struggling with maths.
←Rate | 06-25-2009 07:57 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon it aint gonna suck it self mama!
←Rate | 06-25-2009 16:54 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon abc easy as 123
←Rate | 06-25-2009 21:47 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon RIP jacco you touched us all
←Rate | 06-25-2009 21:48 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon The government has just released a statement saying that Micheal Jackson cannot be cremated as this will go against their green agenda. Because he is 80% plastic he will have to be recycled
←Rate | 06-26-2009 00:02 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon starting to miss 80s and 90s music. Just think about the music out today. lil Wayne? Soulja Boy? Miley Cyrus? Jonas Brothers?
←Rate | 06-26-2009 00:56 by NYK | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon abc, easy as 1 2 3.....CLEAR, nurse recharge where losing him.
←Rate | 06-26-2009 06:20 by nicky white | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinks jakko has defo gone to a better place, he can have sex with all the boy he likes, priests do it and they still go to heaven .....
←Rate | 06-26-2009 11:17 by nicky white | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon Don't blame it on the sunshine,Don't blame it on the moonlight,Don't blame it on the good times, Blame it on the prescription drugs
←Rate | 06-26-2009 12:20 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon not felt this ripped of since the OJ trial!
←Rate | 06-26-2009 14:11 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon their doing a movie about MJ it's going to be called the man inside the boy
←Rate | 06-26-2009 15:13 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon glad people are more worried about mj dying then the fact that North korea wants to nuke us back into the freakin stoneage... you all really got your priorities sorted out well
←Rate | 06-27-2009 13:56 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon In Britain, some 50 chavs die every week from drinking too much Tesco-brand vodka... Every little helps!
←Rate | 06-28-2009 03:36 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon is secretly hoping that the video her and Paris Hilton made last night gets 'accidently' discovered
←Rate | 06-28-2009 03:39 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon beatby my computer at chess...but it was no match for me at kick boxing
←Rate | 06-28-2009 12:49 by ritchie_bonk | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon used to be a schizophrenic but now we're ok.
←Rate | 06-28-2009 13:11 by ritchie_bonk | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  



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