ritchie_bonk Funny Status Messages

   my steadfast refusal to consume his meat has proven to be a significant impediment to his acquisition of pudding, consequently I have been led to masticate upon this dictionary.

   thinks. Of all the places to get changed in secret, why the funk would superman choose a small box in the middle of a built up city which to be fair is mainly made up of windows.

   thinks, sex is like any other performance, i.e a stage performance. So as that you dont blow it early on in the show, you must have a rehersal before HAND so as not to leave your audience (partner) disapointed.

   livin the chuffin dream baby. Just turned up to work with no trousers on.

   with a dash of anger and a pan full of rage, is cooking up a funkin storm.

   would so do Lois Griffin from family guy.

   on safari lookin at lions. I was on firefox lookin at porn.

   chasing fat people with a salad.

   had a really hot curry last nite, and is now suffering with ring of fire syndrome.

   Got out of jury duty by prefacing every answer with "according to the prophecy"

   would kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.

   a secret agent...oh crap.

   found the pot at the end of the rainbow. To bad the leprechaun already smoked it!

   hates people that take drugs... customs for example

   Loading ████████████ 99%

   silence is golden but duct tape is silver

   laying in bed, looking up at the stars in the sky and thinking- where the F%$K is my ceiling?

   thinks experience is what you get whenever . . . you don't get what you want

   ate 3.14159265358979323846ths of a pi

   I'm not opinionated, you're just always wrong!