mdu Funny Status Messages

   wonderbra was designed by Harry Houdini

   Q. What is the definition of a perfect lover? A man with a nine inch tongue who can breath through his ears.

   came to work naked today because, yesterday my boss yelled: "I wanna see your a$$ in here by 8:00!"

   Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the letters used to define bra sizes?(A} Almost Boobs {B} Barely there {C} Can't Complain! (D) Dang! (DD) Double Dang! (F) Fake. (G) Get a Reduction. (H)Help me, I've fallen and I can't g