hoosiergatorfan Funny Status Messages

   With Daylight Savings in effect but on a leap year, isn't this only Sunday? #ThingsMyCoffeeMakerTalksToMeAbout

   stayed awake to watch the Daylight Savings countdown, and still up from all the excitement. #TheyDidntDropABall

   having Deja vu. I think I've read these on twitter before.

   first it was Farrah Fawcett, then Michael Jackson, now Kim Jong Il. all of my bedroom wall poster idols are dead

   Damn! Ghadafi, now Kim Jong, I think Sunglass Hut is in real trouble 

   uncertain of what the etiquette is here, I got Kim Jong Il's name in Secret Santa.

   now that the NBA is back in action, it gives black guys a chance to dribble on something other than Lisa Lampanelli

   at lunch and saw a Mexican guy with a mullet. Negocio in the front, fiesta in the back.

   thinking I should write a book about living with A.D.D., because I love home renovation. #squirrel 

   that BeachBody has signed a deal with Linda Blair for a new workout video just in time for Halloween called "P90Xorcism"

   second guessed over 80% of the decisions that I have made in life. Maybe 90%.

   just purchased one of those anti-bullying bracelets to show support, Okay, Fine I didn't buy it. I stole it from a short, fat, little Ginger kid

   just read that A.C. Nielsen Jr., pioneer of TV ratings firm, died yesterday as well, but due to news of Steve Jobs it was overlooked and Mr. Nielsen only received an 8.5 rating.

   Google became a teenager today, so prepare yourself for it to become unreliable, moody, and unresponsive to your questions. Happy 13th BDay Google

   been getting a lot of calls and texts about R.E.M.'s break up, relax people, it's not the end of the world as we know it.

   shocked to hear that R.E.M. just broke up, No wait, I was shocked to hear that they were still together to be able to break up. 

   a sneaking suspicion that we've read this before. if you read them here 5 or 10 pages ago odds are we did too.

   thinking about seeing the movie Fright Night. It's filled with vampires, great jokes and hot girls in their underwear. Just like my mind

   He doesn't want to believe that someone as horrible as Gaddafi could have a comeback, but hell, the Smurfs did it. 

   Snooki is coming out with her new line of perfume, for when you want to smell like shame, selt-tanner, and herpies.