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   With the right music, you either forget everything or you remember everything.

   Dear middle finger, Thank you for sticking up for me..

   Liam Neeson trained Batman, Obi Wan, and Darth Vader. He is both Aslan and Zeus…and he punches wolves. Why would you kidnap his family?

   Old songs = Best memories

   I am paranoid with an inferiority complex.. I fear that no one is following me..

   Am I the only one who's never seen a pizza delivery girl??

   “I never said she stole my money” has 7 different meanings depending on the word you stress...

   You use Google every day but I bet you can't remember the order of the colors

   if I stop using smileys , dude you're in trouble

   i hate that little line of dirt that I can never get into the dust pan...

   the sky! ..stop asking

   i don't go trick or treating, I wait the next day and buy the leftover candy on sale

   there's nothing wrong with crying ..unless you're a guy

   no! I will not dress all fancy shmancy just to go to wal mart

   if I'm not sure wich one you are in the picture, I'm going to assume you're the ugly one

   dear Friday, I'm ready..

   oh look at the time, it's time to not care

   so we took a poll. and just as I suspected, nobody likes you

   ladies, sure what you've been through is heroic. but what I've made you go through is Epic!

   sharing is caring, but I don't care