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it true atheist children lie down and make snow corpses
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02-12-2019 13:32 by
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Advice for those people who want to discuss politics tomorrow at the dinner table... Just don't
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12-24-2018 22:06 by
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My parents have been attending their own personal Ugly Christmas Sweater Party every holiday season since 1985.
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12-15-2018 14:11 by
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If you like christmas so much why don’t you merry it
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12-15-2018 14:07 by
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Any tree can be a Christmas tree if you yell at your family around it.
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12-15-2018 13:51 by
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Have yourself a merry little christmas sounds pretty condescending - Jennifer Lopez
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12-15-2018 13:50 by
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I overheard that ABC is not cancelling Roseanne but is seamlessly going to replace Roseanne with Danny Devito
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06-04-2018 11:29 by
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Do jews celebrate labor day or do they gotta be different like usual
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08-29-2017 23:42 by
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After today there will be two kinds of people in this world: people who saw the eclipse, and people I want to talk to at parties @cbquist
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08-21-2017 23:31 by
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What is the big deal about Cinco De Mayo. I've been drinking my ass off Everydayo of Mayo.
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05-03-2017 18:29 by
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Cinco de Mayo makes me long for a world in which all holidays are conveniently named after the dates on which they fall.
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05-03-2017 18:26 by
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This Cinco de Mayo, let's party like Mexican rock stars if they existed.
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05-03-2017 18:25 by
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I'm going to celebrate Cinco de Mayo by puking tequila and gorditas on the side of a Taco Bell. i
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05-03-2017 18:25 by
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It’s May 4 soon, the one day of the year when Star Wars fans celebrate being able to use quite possibly the best pun in the world: “May the Fourth be with you”.
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05-01-2017 17:01 by
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Some people say marijuana makes you dumb, but I smoke all the time and my IQ is 420.
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04-19-2017 23:15 by
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You can't buy happiness but you can buy weed and that is pretty close.
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04-18-2017 22:52 by
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There have been only two authentic geniuses in the world, Willie Mays and Willie Shakespeare. — Tallulah Bankhead
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04-04-2017 10:46 by
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There’s no such thing as a non-terrifying Easter bunny costume.
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04-03-2017 00:13 by
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One time in 6th grade me and my friend got to an Easter egg hunt early and switched all the candy in the eggs with mustard and ketchup.
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04-03-2017 00:11 by
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Oh good YouPorn put up all their Easter themed porn.
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