Tommy Funny Status Messages

   Im actually going as Gary Johnson this year and protecting the children from kidnappers and bringing joy back to halloween

   If you support traditional marriage you are not welcome in Chicago and Boston. "Don't judge me, but if you don't agree with me I will label you a bigot."

   bubblewrap under his bedsheets, so during the "Heat of Passion" it sounds like FIREWORKS going off!

   just measured Jared from Subways commercials waist size he actually got bigger