Teresa Funny Status Messages

   Dear a$$hole on your bike in front of me at the stop light; yes I can read your shirt, I'm so amused sincerely your wife!

   anyone else noticed that mirrors look really sexy?

   Dear slut: Has your right leg ever met your left leg? _Discusted bystanders

   hates being bi-polar. It's awesome.

   Someone is thinking about sex....OK it's me :)

   I organized a three some last night....there were a couple of no-shows but I still had a good time

   Everyone is always having a good time, till someone poops in the punch bowl

   Just when you think your the center of attetion...I show up

   I'd f**k your brains out...unfortunately someone beat me to it