Seanathon Funny Status Messages

   Why is driving so hard for some people? I mean, its like coloring! All you do is stay between the f*cking lines!

   Its New Years... I just dont understand why people feel the need that they have to go out and get sh!tfaced and not remember ringing in the New Year..Well I guess I should finish these beers and get back to work. HAPPY NEW YEAR!

   I'm sorry but I dont understand some wh!te people...They are the only type of people I see in 20 degree weather wearing sock and sandels with shorts on acting like its f*ckin summertime..

   Its a t!t bit nipply outside... I breast go in where its a little bit hooter

   I love how people fight via facebook when their in relationships... Why even bother changing the relationship status to single.. When you know you ass is guna change it back in 15mins! Do us all a favor an STFU!

   Theres no manly way to say.. "Honey can you pass me my Girl Scout Cookies?"

   Its called Facebook people.. Not Show your body (that you still clearly need to work on) book!

   Soooo basically "twitter" is basically Myspace 2.0?!

   Theres no way in hell I'm ever buying my child a Elmo doll...I'm still having nightmares from having one as a child!

   I will always refer to # as a "number sign"or "pound sign".. Not a "Hashtag" The last time I remeber a hashtag. it was being handed to de left hand side

   Just because I liked your status... Doesnt mean you have to like mine 2 seconds after... Didnt know you liked the idea of me sittin on the toliet..

   Please hurry up with your story.. That I care absolutely nothing about... I'm afraid if I keep this fake smile on my face any longer, its guna get stuck this way.

   Omg.. Why does Lady Gaga look like a skeleton.. Jesus! Its almost Christmas! B!tch is bout 2 months behind!

   Talk is cheap... Thats why everyone can afford to talk so much sh!t!

   Dont you just love my t!tt!es? (+ )(- ).. Its just a tit bit nipply in here!

   Don't call me son unless you're going to include me in your will.

   I've learned a lot from women...Especially how to get out of a speeding ticket..Like crying for instance... It just doesnt work for women... Totally freaks the pol!ce out seein a man cry

   Don't You know what they say about Martini's?....Martini's are like T!tt!es.. 1's not enough and 3 too many!

   s I think they should leagalize p0t for teachers.. Think about it.. It eliminates them drinkin on the job.. It would make classes a lot more interesting, and people may actually wana stay in school.

   People who buy real Christmas Trees the day after Thanksgiving need some serious help...And if you have your tree up already...You should probably seek medical attention..