Scot Funny Status Messages

   This Halloween I'm going as a Jehovah's Witness. I'm going to be handing out some good news.

   83% of GM products manufactured in the last 10 years are still on the road: the other 17% somehow made it home.

   I don’t know a lot, but I know Facebook is as helpful as a football bat.

   Racism makes as much sense as saying I don't want that gift because of the color of the wrapping paper.