SCURRY Funny Status Messages

   Porter Ridge. For those times when Turtle Man just isn't back-woods enough...

   The power of the human brain is amazing!!!! Did you know if you pretend to take a salt shaker and shake it on your tongue, you will ACTUALLY taste salt???!!!

   I'm HUGE in Japan...

   I wish I was half the man my dog thought I was!!!

   The oriental man next door is SO nice!! he just came and asked if he could Wok my dog!! I was like "sure, I'll get the leash" Must have went a long ways, he still hasn't brought my dog back and it's been 3 days....

   Don't get your hopes up. Santa has about as much of a chance of bringing "Hope and Change" as a clown does.

   I accept this Nobel Peace Prize, blah,,,blahh,,,,blahh,,,blah...blahhh.....................

   if God didn't want us to eat animals, he wouldn't have made them out of meat!!!

   starting to agree with the voices in his head......

   working as a yo-yo tester definitely has its ups and downs!!!

   searching for his next ex-girlfriend

   will gladly pay you Tuesday, for a hamburger today!!!

   hitting higher highs, and lower lows

   Just figured out Blues Clues!!!!