Nomalungelo Funny Status Messages

   You know you're talented when you can untangle your headphones in the dark

   I love it when I drop my iPod and my headphones save it's life!

   The feelings I used to get when I was in relationships at age 13 were the best, now they're just dreadful

   Its funny how parents say its their house but when its time to clean it magically becomes my house too

   I can choose to let it define me, confine me, refine me, outshine me or I can choose to move the f*ck on and leave it behind me.

   Damaged people are dangerous because they know they can survive

   The heart is a msucle. What do muscles do when they are torn? Brow back stronger

   I want to say I deserve better and mean it. I want to say I give up and believe it. I want to say I'm moving on and do it.

   You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something in your life

   Sometimes I wish I could go back to the days when I was six and my biggest problem was what kind of dress to put on my Barbie's or whether or not I had enough Lego's to build a fort

   Okay, I've had it with real life, give me my fairy godmother, my prince, and my happily ever after endings.

   The love you can't have lasts the longest...feels the strongest...and hurts the most.

   Yes, you are an independant women if you dont rely on a man to get your bills paid!

   • BoyfriEND, girlfriEND, friEND. Everything has an END, except family.

   3 girls step on a magic rug that makes you dissapear if you tell a lie. Brunette: I think I'm the prettiest girl in school *poof* Red-head: I think I'm the most popular girl in school *poof* Blonde: I think- *poof*

   I live in South Africa & you do not find elephants on the street

   You know you're in South Africa when people talk about robots when they really mean traffic lights.

   People you may know = People I'm ignoring & already know

   going to spend her cab money on more shots and just get an ambulance home

   • Here's to our husbands and boyfriends: May they never meet!