Mahdi H Funny Status Messages

   I play Tetris. So yeah, I'm a problem solver.

   I don't think the other guys like when I try to play footsie in the bathroom stalls

   I wonder what normal feels like.

   This status contains no juice.

   I set up my Google+ today with two main groups 1. Me 2.Them

   ....where are all the cabbage patch parents?

   Inception just umm... my head kind of... I hope this isn't a dream...

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   Sometimes I wonder why I ever came to this Earth

   Error 4:04 A.M. no sleep available

   Sleep? Must be nice!

   Anytime someone says their going to delete their Facebook remember to ask for goodbye sex first

   You really do need to quite teasing my with these pokes

   An Arab invented the original mechanical clock, which is odd since Arabs are never on time.

   So a Jew, a Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender turns around and says, “What is this … a joke?”

   And remember kids it's very dangerous to drive with a flat. But that chipotle was well worth it :)

   I only date Calendars.

   Sanity is a luxury not meant for everyone

   Today was brought to you by redbull. Lots and lot of redbull.

   Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.