LTT Funny Status Messages

   I appreciate that Motel 6 will leave the light on for me, cuz otherwise, I'm certain I'd end-up decomposing in their water tank....

   Bad Opening Day for the Red Sox. They lose, even after Ortiz hits a Sac-Fly in the ninth......Heck, I didn't even know flies had sacs.

   this is getting outta hand. I wake up, turn my TV to the Playboy Channel, and even 'THEY'RE' talking about Jeremy Lin. WTF???