Jr Moreno Funny Status Messages

   Woo hoo Got a new Job today at the Anheuser Factory, Does not pay anything and no benefits but I am their new Taster. Like they say what doesn't kill you makes you Drunker.

   went to a massage parlor today and asked for a happy ending, the lady looked at me and said "The Princess kissed the Frog, and turned in to a prince and they lived hapily every after" that will be a 100 bucks thank you,