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   messageicon Man...that is the last time I wash down an Ambien with Nyquil. According to the angry voicemail from my neighbors they were not happy about me dancing naked on my roof singing the ghostbusters theme song in Spanish. I don't even speak Spanish.
←Rate | 11-21-2010 12:43 by John D Comments (0)  


   messageicon Finally ALLOWED to use the computer. My dog has been on assbook all morning.
←Rate | 11-21-2010 12:36 by John D Comments (1)  


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