JimmyCos Funny Status Messages

   I took a train home. Now I don't know how to get it back on the rails...

   Do you like Parrots? Do you like Parrots? Do you like Parrots? Do you like Parrots?

   If life taught me anything, it's that Mikey will eat anything...

   I feel sorry for Perrier water, they were the only ones for a long time...

   I am living vicariously through myself...

   Love is often thought of as an emotion that takes time to develop. In reality, love is just a seed that gets planted. It grows when nourished. Fortunately in my case, my seed is a microwave popcorn seed ...

   With names like "Batman" and "Robin", you'd think they could fly...

   So let me ask you guys... I don't hear anything about Farmville these days. Did you guys sellout to Monsanto?

   I don't need alcohol to have a good time. I need it to make sure I don't have a bad time...

   For a minute there, I thought I had just wasted 60 seconds...

   I'd play Monopoly but I am afraid of the commitment...

   Remember when you ordered from Columbia House... the first 5 times?

   I had so many great women in my life, yet I don't know where they're at... at least that's what I told the cops ;)

   Have you ever eaten a Hot Dog backwards?

   What is the most spontaneous thing you plan on doing?

   I went to a Chinese restaurant and saw the sexiest woman I have ever saw, so I was blunt and said I wanna 69...she brought me Beef and Broccoli.

   Lick the alphabet. Yea, you know what I am talking about, don't even lie.

   Who wants to bet me I don't have a gambling problem?

   I am wondering if Snoop Dog ever watched Charlie Brown.

   it me or does everyone get sick of pancakes by the time you are done eating them...