GaryKoenig Funny Status Messages

   My name is Gary Koenig and I'm the king of lame comedy!!!

   Good night haters!!!!!

   Em htiw ssem ot seirt ereh no esle enoyna ro uoy fi neppah ot gniog si tahw s'taht esuaC. sregnarts etelpmomc tuoba parc gniklat rof uoy fo tuo dekcik parc eht nettog reve uoy evaH !ztangI yeH

   And to whoever wrote that nice post, thank you from the bottom of my heart.

   You may not like my posts, but guess what??? I'm here to stay. So deal with it!

   We can only blame ourselves for all the crime and violence today. We removed all the phone booths and now Superman has nowhere to change.

   My grandmother once told me, "Sometimes you have to hug the people you don't like. That way you'll know how big to dig the hole in the back yard".

   Maybe we need a 100% tariff on microphones to prevent idiots from doing podcasts.

   Brains are awesome! I wish everyone had one.

   I wonder if the people paying $300 for a colon cleanse even know about Taco Bell's $4.99 deal.

   I'm funny! And you better agree with it or I'll hold my breath for a long time!

   My wife is leaving me because I tell too many Star Wars puns. Divorce is strong with her.

   Hahaha 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I'll take that! Like we can't screw this country up any more than it already is. #garykoenig2028

   What up?

   Filled up my car last week $110 but drove off without paying. I was up in court today and got fined $75. Follow me for more tips.

   Q. Know what? A. That's what! That's funny, right?

   Why don't the enemies of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles just flip them on their backs?

   I eat bananas for the shape, not the taste.

   I give head.

   I'm funny I tell you!