Fred Funny Status Messages

   Trust is like an eraser, smaller after every new mistake

   Women now have choices. They can be married, not married, have a job, not have a job, be married with children, unmarried with children. Men have the same choice we've always had: work or prison.

   Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.

   When a man brings his wife flowers for no reason, there's a reason.