Charles35 Funny Status Messages

   believes saying "hi" with a big smile can brighten anyone's day - even those who give you the middle finger for cutting them off in traffic.

   watches the Dancing with the Stars each week, hoping "Johnny Lawrence" jumps on stage and sweeps Ralph Macchio's leg.

   checking out Chatroulette and all I'm seeing are a bunch of guys pointing at me - HEY WAIT A MINUTE! THAT'S NOT A FINGER!!

   thinks if you do not have enough regret in your life, try shaving your head while living in Western PA.

   believes "Law and Order" should feature the characters from Scooby Doo - well at least for one episode.

   wonders - on a scale from 1 to Osama Bin Lanin, how good was my hiding spot?

   "I always try to go the extra mile for my customers" - New York City's most hated cab driver

   While pumping gas, if you listen closely, you can hear the pump telling your kid's college fund to go "F" itself.

   used the money I saved on my gym membership and bought PhotoShop.

   refuses to see a doctor whose office plants have died.

   never shuts the bathroom door. If someone walks in, I say: FINALLY!! Get in here, shut the door, and sit on my lap!! Works every time.

   If your dealer runs out of Charlie Cheen, don't let him try to sell you Emilio Estevez.

   predicts that in the future, everyone famous will have mental health issues which they parade online for our entertainment.

   knows there are things money can't buy. But Ticketmaster is working on ways to charge you for them.

   thinks laughter is the second best medicine. The best medicine is medicine.

   thinks Diarrhea would be a beautiful name, if it didn't mean diarrhea.

   Keep America beautiful. Swallow your beer cans.

   believes the hardest thing about learning to ride a horse is the ground.

   thinks its cool for a guy to have sex with his female teacher. Unless he's home schooled.

   According to the “you snooze you lose” principle, insomnia makes us winners.