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   messageicon a president with sex tapes...gee, I'm glad we didn't put a Clinton in office again
←Rate | 03-25-2017 00:58 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Devin Nunes wants a closed interview of all the top microwave manufacturers.
←Rate | 03-24-2017 20:29 Comments (0)  


   messageicon It sucks when a bunch of rich white guys don't get the improvements to their health care plan at the expense of women and the poor like they have been promised.
←Rate | 03-24-2017 20:25 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Eating pork chops with mohammad
←Rate | 03-24-2017 19:52 Comments (1)  


   messageicon If Hillary won we would be under Sharia law. Bacon would be outlawed
←Rate | 03-24-2017 19:22 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Obama claimed he was the one to bring the races together... Hows that working for ya BLM?
←Rate | 03-24-2017 18:00 Comments (1)  


   messageicon At least I can sleep at night knowing the best person won the election.
←Rate | 03-24-2017 16:42 Comments (1)  


   messageicon Went to buy a pack of smokes and this lady behind me says "you should really quit smoking".i said I know but I'm worried if I quit smoking I might start murdering. That shut her up pretty quick.lol
←Rate | 03-24-2017 15:08 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why would you schedule a vote on a bill that is at 17% approval? Have we forgotten everything Reagan taught us?
←Rate | 03-24-2017 14:58 Comments (0)  


   messageicon You Matter!.... until you multiply yourself times the speed of light squared. Then you Energy!
←Rate | 03-24-2017 14:39 by gil Comments (0)  


   messageicon TOO bad we dont still have Obama as president... I'm sure a certain religon wants an apology for not having alot more people on the Westminster bridge
←Rate | 03-24-2017 14:32 Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Judge me by what I say, not what I do" - the Art of the No Deal.
←Rate | 03-24-2017 13:51 Comments (0)  


   messageicon A funny thing about tolerant people? They're only tolerant when you agree with them.
←Rate | 03-24-2017 07:16 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If we keep killing entitlement, healthcare, etc, pretty soon all America will be defending are the 1% and a bunch of rocks.
←Rate | 03-24-2017 05:05 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I thought it was cool when Superman visited Bizarro World where up is down and yes is no. But in a comic book. Not the White House.
←Rate | 03-24-2017 05:00 Comments (0)  


   messageicon All the GOP care about is who leaked. But what do you expect from a bunch of old white men whose bladders aren't their friends anymore.
←Rate | 03-24-2017 04:57 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Liking a celebrity's tweet in the hopes they'll notice you is like voting Republican thinking you'll be a millionaire one day.
←Rate | 03-24-2017 04:51 Comments (0)  


   messageicon BREAKING: Vladimir Putin gives Devin Nunes an 'attaboy.'
←Rate | 03-24-2017 04:46 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Folks who say, "I can't take all this drama", are the same ones who make Hollywood rich paying $15 to see it on a movie screen.
←Rate | 03-23-2017 21:12 by Mick Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you open a doughnut shop and don't name it "Hole Foods" well, what's the matter with you?
←Rate | 03-23-2017 20:31 Comments (0)  



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