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SEX It may have only 3 letters but it can have as many characters as you like.
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08-24-2011 10:36 by
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My girlfriend asked me what I would do if she were to die. I told her I'd probably do 25 to life.
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08-24-2011 10:35 by
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Making someone shudder means you're either doing something very wrong or very right.
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08-24-2011 10:31 by
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Why do people feel comfortable texting you things they would never have the guts to say to your face?
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08-24-2011 10:29 by
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Seismologists have confirmed the cause of the quake in DC today was the Founding Fathers rolling over in their graves!
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08-24-2011 10:27 by
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Women may be the only thing that are easier to pick up as they get heavier.
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08-23-2011 16:04 by
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You can't really blame Noah for not knowing the two unicorns were gay.
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08-23-2011 15:56 by
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“You ask.” “No, you ask!” “Will you please ask?” “Why can't you ask?” “Fine… Hey my FRIEND wants to ask you something!”
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08-23-2011 15:53 by
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I think “Recession” is when your neighbor loses his job. “Depression” is when you lose yours. And “Recovery” is when Obama loses his.
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08-23-2011 15:48 by
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Ever noticed that things are so much funnier when you're not supposed to laugh and you know it's so wrong to?!
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08-23-2011 15:47 by
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A slut is simply a woman with the morals of a man.
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08-23-2011 15:42 by
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When I ask my deaf girlfriend to have sex, I make her tug my pen!s once for "yes" and 50 times for "no"
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08-23-2011 15:40 by
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Beware: Things get pretty messy when you let a Snickers REALLY satisfy you.
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08-23-2011 15:38 by
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I had sex with an ohmless person last night. There was very little resistance. (most of you will be too dumb to get this)
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08-23-2011 15:36 by
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If you get any dumber, you might wanna put your helmet on.
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08-23-2011 15:33 by
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Life is what you make it! I made it into a bottle of booze and chugged the whole bottle in one sitting and then threw the bottle at a tree.
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08-23-2011 15:30 by
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You've really got to hand it to short people. Because they often can't reach it.
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08-23-2011 15:29 by
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It's only insulting when you don't have a sense of humor.
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08-23-2011 14:18 by
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This Jack Daniels tastes a little bit like I'm not going to work tomorrow.
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08-23-2011 14:16 by
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A woman walks up to the golf pro at her country club and complains that something must be done about the bees on the course. "Where did you get stung?" he asks. "Between the first and second holes," she says. "Well then, your stance is too wide."
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08-23-2011 14:07 by
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