anonymous Funny Status Messages

   thinks barry manilow should shut the hell up.

   gonna do stuff to you that will make the neighbors want to move!

   hosting a naked twister sausage party. $5.00 @ the door. Food stamps accepted as usual!

   looking down his pants wondering when the itching will stop.

   just hung up with the muffin man. he said he's feeling crummy

   Out playing hide and seek with Osama Bin Ladin. Damn he's good!

   life sucks (mood:optimistic)

   trolling the bingo hall for cougars

   moderation is overrated....

   not every flower can say love, but a rose does. Not every plant can survive thirst, but a cactus does. Not every retard can read... but look at you go!

   the way it used to be.

   a monkey in the time of chimpazees

   under your bed

   not happy after losing a game of basketball to a japanese hooker

   now doing your slut grandmother

   now doing your slut sister

   not a complete idiot, some pieces are missing!

   killing gnomes with sporks.

   wonders what would happen if he was scared half to death....twice??

   waiting for Godot.