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   messageicon Hey here is something I learned and wanted to pass along -- you can donate to the Hurricane Relief fund and not tell anyone.
←Rate | 09-27-2017 00:21 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Tweets are expanding to 280 characters and now I am looking for someone to write a forward for my soon-to-be-published tweet.
←Rate | 09-27-2017 00:16 Comments (0)  


   messageicon A bachelor dates 20 hot girls all at the same time, and they are all good with this, and they call it a "reality show."
←Rate | 09-27-2017 00:06 Comments (0)  


   messageicon 97-year-old WWII vet goes viral after 'taking a knee' to support NFL players.
←Rate | 09-26-2017 23:30 Comments (1)  


   messageicon If you don't remember her name in the morning, take her to Starbucks.
←Rate | 09-26-2017 21:00 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If protesting for social justice was good for business, THEN...Kaepernick would have a job! The NFL will soon be in hospice care.
←Rate | 09-26-2017 20:53 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If Democrats ever thought illegals were voting for Republicans, you'd be able to see the wall from outer space!
←Rate | 09-26-2017 20:43 Comments (3)  


   messageicon Colin Kaepernick + "Free Speech" = Free Agent!
←Rate | 09-26-2017 20:30 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why aren't all of the social justice warriors out helping hurricane victims?! Too soon?!
←Rate | 09-26-2017 20:10 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If NFL players wanted free speech, then why don't they protest the fines they pay for end zone celebrations?! Hypocrites!
←Rate | 09-26-2017 20:09 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The President is only loved by ONE person....the American voter!
←Rate | 09-26-2017 20:07 Comments (2)  


   messageicon Kaepernick keeps taking a knee based on a lie...Michael Brown never had his hands up!
←Rate | 09-26-2017 20:05 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hey NFL...you should ask Mizzou how they've been getting along since they tolerated all of that social justice protesting! Haha, it's a ghost town over there!
←Rate | 09-26-2017 20:04 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear Mr President: Stop spraying manure everywhere, it now smells in Alaska
←Rate | 09-26-2017 19:48 by Mohayg Comments (0)  


   messageicon Kim is now offering nukes to the NFL. I said this would get out of hand but no one listened.
←Rate | 09-26-2017 18:44 by @Saltbread Comments (0)  


   messageicon Crying about the NFL and not focusing on anything else is suppose to make America great again?
←Rate | 09-26-2017 11:46 Comments (2)  


   messageicon T Pain is so old now, he changed his name to Knee Pain!
←Rate | 09-26-2017 11:02 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Not sure who will be performing at the Super Bowl half-time this season but I am already furious about it
←Rate | 09-26-2017 08:59 by markf Comments (0)  


   messageicon I am wondering if female squirrells only get 80% of the acorns that males get
←Rate | 09-26-2017 08:29 by markf Comments (0)  


   messageicon Here's a thought. The next time a criminal is told to stop by the police, he should take a knee instead of trying to run away.
←Rate | 09-26-2017 08:04 Comments (0)  



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