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Ugh. None of my Facebook friends have accepted my "Take Seven B&W Pictures of Your Life Print them Poster-Size, Tint them with Watercolors, Scan Them, Increase Vibrance by 50% then Post Each One with a 3-Word Description Challenge". 
So much for the party of family values. Republicans have now re-branded as the party of child molesters.
Sure hope no one has high expectations of me today.
Of course you can use bacon grease as furniture polish. *licks coffee table*
Holy crap! With all these famous people getting the skeletons pulled out of their closets, I'm starting to feel like a saint.
Your posts are going viral, just like herpes.
If Charles Manson doesn’t bust hell wide open I don’t know who will.
Gary Hinman, Sharon Tate, Jay Sebring, Abigail Folger, Wojciech Frykowski, Stephen Parent, Leno LaBianca and Rosemary LaBianca. Hopefully their families have a little peace tonight. There's a little less evil in world.
Upon learning about the death of his idol Charles Manson, Chuck Schumer wept and was quoted, "He taught me all that I know!"
Kim jong nu looks like a korean garden gnome
Global Warming must be true, it seems a lot of snow flakes are melting this year.
The way Hollywood actors are these days, Charles Manson may have simply been ahead of his time.
If a man puts a vibrator to his ear he’ll hear how he’s not good in bed.
"Tiny tots with their eyes all aglow" sound terrifying.
Crustard: The dried mustard on the cap.
I bought a new Christmas Tree today. The shop owner said to me, "Are you going to put that up yourself?", "No" I replied, "I was thinking to put it in the Lounge!"
I’m all about unity between the human race and truly believe it’s time we all wake up and realize that we’re all in this together. But when a “artist” wins an award at the VMA’s and thanks God and Justin Bieber in the same breath... It makes
Biggest joke of 2017: Blake Shelton named sexiest man alive.
It's better to be kissed by a fool than be fooled by a kiss
You know it was a rough night when your IPhone doesn't recognize you in the morning. 