paulb808 Funny Status Messages

   i am so tired of not being able to swear in my statuses since my family got facebook. So f&ck it. Sorry grandma.

   no woman will ever be truely satisfied because no man will ever have a chocolate penis that ejaculates money…

   Dear Ghetto Mom...no one is going to hire your chils named Shaniquillla

   I love getting all these "you are soo funny"!" You make me laugh so much!!" Yeah well I can make you moan also status king blah

   I miss high school...only there could you hear at ten in the morning...Bro afta shave on my balls was the worst idea ever

   U love someone and you marry someone else. The one you marry becomes ur wife and the one you love becomes the password of your email