bill Funny Status Messages

   World Cup in Qatar? Does that mean 2024 Summer Olympics in Baghdad or Kabul?

   This just in WIKILEAKS plans to reveal what you are getting for Xmas......

   Wow!! Tension's in Korea is increasing. Rumor has it that France has already offered to surrender........

   Got an email about seasonal jobs as a “package handler”. Had to check to make sure it was for UPS and not the TSA…

   Good morning. Are you having TSA fantasies?

   thinking we need to change the term "Big Brother" to "Creepy Uncle."

   Do you have to fly to go get one of those TSA airport pat-downs? Just asking

   Maybe the TSA is just offering prostate screenings as part of Obama's healthcare reform???

   I hate to admit it but i'm in a really dark place right now... oh wait.... found the light switch... phew! never-mind :

   Obama: "We Must Punish Our Enemies" American Teabaggers and GOP candidates are enemies of the Latino people??? This DUDE is the Anti Christ.......

   I love them all.....Fake (+)(+) , Perfect (o)(o), Perky (*)(*), Cold (^)(^) and even Grandma's \o/ \o/ Big ( • )( • ) or small (.) (.) save them all. REPOST for Breast Cancer Awareness.

   Capsule used to rescue Chilean miners is now a prototype for all new coach seats on all US domestic flights....

   So....I just heard that one of the trapped Chilean miners has both his wife AND mistress at the rescue site. Awww dude, just stay down there.........

   Over/Under - Brett Farve: 70 sexting messages to NY woman while in town.

   Hey New York....Hide your lady's, Brett Farve is in town and he brought his iphone.

   I think Ben Roethlisberger got his hands on Brett Favre's phone??

   The lady's on FB are up to something again, I think I like this as much as the bra color thing..... ; )

   Breaking News: The National Weather Center has issued a tornado warning for Western NY. For your own safety head to Ralph Wilson Stadium, they're not worried about a touchdown there.......

   I don't run from hurricanes, I drink them.........

   I think I want a 3D bigscreen, now I just need 3 grand....