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thinks barry manilow should shut the hell up. 
gonna do stuff to you that will make the neighbors want to move!
hosting a naked twister sausage party. $5.00 @ the door. Food stamps accepted as usual!
looking down his pants wondering when the itching will stop.
just hung up with the muffin man. he said he's feeling crummy
Out playing hide and seek with Osama Bin Ladin. Damn he's good!
life sucks (mood:optimistic)
trolling the bingo hall for cougars
works for the DEA! Now give me all your drugs!
boys are like slinkies...useless but fun to watch fall down stairs
moderation is overrated....
now friends with God, along with Santa Clause, the Easter Bunny, and the Tooth Fairy
not every flower can say love, but a rose does. Not every plant can survive thirst, but a cactus does. Not every retard can read... but look at you go!
starting group meetings at my house for people with OCD, & if anyone feels the urge to tidy up, by all means go ahead
Great minds think a hike.
the way it used to be.
what we have here...is a failure to communicate....
went to pick you a flower but it was a venus fly trap and it bit his/her head so he/she got you a blade of grass instead
a monkey in the time of chimpazees
under your bed 