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   messageicon given your computer the Swine Flu Virus
←Rate | 05-03-2009 05:33 by Haha Comments (0)  


   messageicon smiling to increase his face value
←Rate | 05-03-2009 02:30 by Joe | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon having a great time controlling your mind right now.
←Rate | 05-02-2009 23:03 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon 36,000 die every year just from regular flu alone in the US,and we are worried about swine flu with just 150 cases all around the world???They are just diverting your attention from the economy that they are f-ing up every day!!!
←Rate | 05-02-2009 22:38 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon uɐɔ uɹnʇ ǝɥʇ ǝןoɥʍ pןɹoʍ uʍopısdn
←Rate | 05-02-2009 17:30 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon having a conversation on his phone on the bus the other day about his 4 week trip to Mexico. I ended the call, and sneezed! Thats when I noticed the bus was empty!!
←Rate | 05-02-2009 17:05 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon you were on a horse and your uncle ~Jack helped you off, would to return the favor and help your uncle jack off a horse?
←Rate | 05-02-2009 17:03 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon no animal was harmed in the making of this status message posting
←Rate | 05-02-2009 16:43 by Cassie | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon tipped her wine glass and her swine flu everywhere
←Rate | 05-02-2009 16:43 by Cassie | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon needs to sit down in the Thinking Chair and Think...Think...THIIIINNNKK!!!
←Rate | 05-02-2009 16:14 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon Those beautiful eyes, that incredible body, such a brain, a sexy face, nice smile .... but thats enough about me, tell me how you are?
←Rate | 05-02-2009 14:45 by Nazim Ahmed | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon says it's a dog eat dog world and I'm wearing milkbone underwear.
←Rate | 05-02-2009 13:36 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon said that the day we had a black president would be the day pigs fly. Well, Swine Flu.
←Rate | 05-01-2009 18:54 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon rejects your reality and substitutes his own properly medicated version.
←Rate | 05-01-2009 10:48 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon never finishes anythi
←Rate | 05-01-2009 10:16 by Hello Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinks the world is her oyster. Now if only she could find a shucking knife.....
←Rate | 05-01-2009 09:21 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon has just put his hamster in the kettel with a spoon full of honey and 2 paracetemol and boiled it............... I thought he had swine flu
←Rate | 05-01-2009 06:57 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon the wizzard of ahhhs
←Rate | 05-01-2009 02:09 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon naked eating cheetos
←Rate | 04-30-2009 23:57 by Antony | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon "remember kids. If approached by a bear, rub your body with blueberry syrup and salmon."
←Rate | 04-30-2009 23:54 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  



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