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doing the Helen Keller and talking with her hips. 
single...and you're going to have to be freakin' awesome to change that!!
Everything in life is temporary, the happiness and the sorrows, so live your life to the fullest everyday.
There is always time for everything we want to do in life.
such a thrill seeker. when I see "caution wet floor" signs, I speed up.
waited patiently in line for 'free willy', only to discover it was a film!
how do you know that a man has a high sperm count?......you have to chew before you can swallow.
... This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting...
handing out sence of humor transplants and you guys are first in line
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station...
...They called it 'PMS' because 'Mad Cow Disease' was already taken....
...Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines...
...Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm...
had terrible piles since having her children.............. Piles of washing, Piles of ironing, Plies of dishes, Piles of toys.............
It's easy for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle if its been though a blender first....
loves how God clearly gave the snake from the story of Adam and Eve possibly the best punishment ever...idiot.
more dire need of a blow job than any other white man in history
right on the verge
thinks you should know that you don't HAVE to be crazy to be my friend...but it helps!!
now friends with Mili Vanilli 