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   messageicon doesn't reflect popular culture, he projects it...
←Rate | 06-10-2009 22:14 by Peebs | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon After I Just Dance with Lady Gaga I'm gunna Poker Face with My Disco Stick
←Rate | 06-10-2009 21:06 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon wondering if tom from myspace has a facebook
←Rate | 06-10-2009 19:10 by Vinny | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon selling his soul for a snickers chocolate bar and a box of condoms
←Rate | 06-10-2009 18:15 by jiggly | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon when love comes around...punch it in the face, before it knocks you down
←Rate | 06-10-2009 15:05 by bk sarthak das | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon brought the sexy back...now what to do ?!?!
←Rate | 06-10-2009 15:01 by bk sarthak das | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon only got 4 minutes to save the world
←Rate | 06-10-2009 11:56 by adam k Comments (0)  


   messageicon preparing for his first date:p
←Rate | 06-10-2009 07:53 by Ahsan shafiq | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon been creeping on your profile pic.....
←Rate | 06-10-2009 00:55 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon had a blind date last night, she got lost.
←Rate | 06-09-2009 22:15 by Eric | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon just wrote a paper about procrastination, it's called...
←Rate | 06-09-2009 22:14 by Eric | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon need of a mouth hug!
←Rate | 06-09-2009 21:52 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon ashamed of what he did for a klondike bar
←Rate | 06-09-2009 21:34 by Tayyo Comments (0)  


   messageicon knows is all. I just cant remember it all at once!
←Rate | 06-09-2009 19:47 by katie Comments (0)  


   messageicon having penguins for dinner. GO WINGS
←Rate | 06-09-2009 18:40 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon going to create a 40,000 piece puzzle that says "get a life" when completed.
←Rate | 06-09-2009 10:31 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon says hey ladies I'm starting up my own social web site, a cross between MySpace and FaceBook called MyFace, wanna get on?
←Rate | 06-09-2009 09:26 by B Dedog | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon wants to merge MySpace, Facebook, YouTube and Twitter and call it: MY FACE YOU TWIT.
←Rate | 06-09-2009 08:21 Comments (0)  


   messageicon a weapon of mass destruction.
←Rate | 06-08-2009 21:38 by nicolethomas | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinks he has hearing aids........too much phone sex!
←Rate | 06-08-2009 19:03 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  



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