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saving up to pay the government to incorporate Fridays into the weekend! 
thinks that losing someone you love is like losing a limb. You take it for granted when you have it but one day it is gone and you are devastated but you eventually learn to cope without it and then function "normal" again.
if she could sleep her life away, you'd never see her again but the dreams don't stop when she is asleep and the thoughts don't stop when she is awake.
MARRIED: STOP, ok, on my list of things to do in life, getting married is LAST, right after suicide!!!
did not harm any animals or humans while updating this status
busier than a one legged river dancer
wondering if he's ever going to take life seriously
Hey you, Yeah you, Not you,The onther guy. You right there, Yes you! Do you like tacos?
having an out of body experience. will be back in 10 minutes
wants to borrow your daughter for 2 hours.
counting to infinity
want to work 2 dayz & get 5 dayz off....and get da same pay :D
busy doing nuthing
sometimes the truth hurts. And sometimes it feels real good - just like now :)
in a relationship with Kate Gosselin.
going to pull a borat on megan fox
Loves his new Tshirt, it's a I love people who hate I love Tshirts Tshirt!!!!
hasn't slept for 10 days.....that would be too long.
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wants you to know, playing video games makes me have to go Wii! 